Have you been Bonvoyed?

I am a doctor and I have been bonvoyed.
I am a military surgeon and I am disgusted by the behavior of a certain person at the Korean Marriott hotel at 4077 Ave. on the outskirts of Seoul. Maybe I shouldn't divulge his name but we can just call him Burns. I tried to make a reservation but he wouldn't help me at all. He wouldn't help me find a nice suite so I had to settle for sleeping in the swamp. I ended up crying over a bottle of scotch over at
Rosie's bar outside of Seoul. I have been bonvoyed by Burns and I am just disgusted. No points !!! No upgrade !!! No free breakfast ... not that I would want to because it smelled like a brown egg stuck in a tennis shoe buried under a chicken coop. Time to move on to another hotel !!